Is it sexy or is it too much?
I love tennis and watching it but it seems the sport has turned a corner too.
Press here to read Yahoo's article about Venus's defence of her barely there outfit.
May 31, 2010
Naked bottom
Is it sexy or is it too much?
I love tennis and watching it but it seems the sport has turned a corner too.
Press here to read Yahoo's article about Venus's defence of her barely there outfit.
May 29, 2010
Harry Potter World
When I was young, I swore that I would visit all the Disneyland theme parks in the world. Now 20 years later, I've only been to Disneyland in Paris and Tokyo.
Well, where have all the time gone? And now another theme park is up. The Harry Potter's World is set to open in Florida on 18 June.
Do you fancy visiting it?
Here is a review from UK Times. Fascinating! But I'm not very sure about this...
It's probably not conducive to your bladder, LOL.
Well, where have all the time gone? And now another theme park is up. The Harry Potter's World is set to open in Florida on 18 June.
Do you fancy visiting it?
Here is a review from UK Times. Fascinating! But I'm not very sure about this...
In this magical land, even the toilets have been given a touch of imagination: echoing through them is the plaintive wail of the ghost of Moaning Myrtle, who haunts the Hogwarts girls’ lavatory.
It's probably not conducive to your bladder, LOL.
May 27, 2010
I hate dinning alfresco
Another take on the word "alfresco".
***
I hate alfresco dinning!
London’s weather was as unexpected as Caroline’s face, sunshine a minute and twister another. No way would the dinning go as planned.
But Jane and her beau Charles wanted it. So I packed as instructed.
Carrot, cucumber, zucchini, melons, cherries, oyster, champagne...
I arrived early at the monstrous house of Mr. Darcy, Charles's buddy. He was one hunky meat machine with the most squeeze-worthy butt.
Darcy spoke little but gazed and brooded a lot. I did like a challenge and teased him all I might. That got him all red and panting.
Suddenly, lightning flashed as the phone rang. Jane and Bingley begged off, with urgent Caroline business.
As if I would believe. The sky agreed with me. The heaven opened up, fast. My sister and her beau lied!
The downpour came so abruptly that Mr. Broody and I were all wet in a second. We abandoned the alfresco and dashed into the warm kitchen.
In a warm room with a hot man, I guess you could imagine what happened next.
Mr. Darcy helped me dry the wet dress and we spent the whole night sampling the cucumber, cherries and other goodies.
Since then, I love dinning alfresco.
***
Tell me your dinning disaster.
***
I hate alfresco dinning!
London’s weather was as unexpected as Caroline’s face, sunshine a minute and twister another. No way would the dinning go as planned.
But Jane and her beau Charles wanted it. So I packed as instructed.
Carrot, cucumber, zucchini, melons, cherries, oyster, champagne...
I arrived early at the monstrous house of Mr. Darcy, Charles's buddy. He was one hunky meat machine with the most squeeze-worthy butt.
Darcy spoke little but gazed and brooded a lot. I did like a challenge and teased him all I might. That got him all red and panting.
Suddenly, lightning flashed as the phone rang. Jane and Bingley begged off, with urgent Caroline business.
As if I would believe. The sky agreed with me. The heaven opened up, fast. My sister and her beau lied!
The downpour came so abruptly that Mr. Broody and I were all wet in a second. We abandoned the alfresco and dashed into the warm kitchen.
In a warm room with a hot man, I guess you could imagine what happened next.
Mr. Darcy helped me dry the wet dress and we spent the whole night sampling the cucumber, cherries and other goodies.
Since then, I love dinning alfresco.
***
Tell me your dinning disaster.
May 25, 2010
Dark Hair Beauty: Jennifer Ehle, Gabriella Sabatini or Penelope Cruz
Last week I talked about the TDH (tall, dark and handsome) club.
It's time to give the ladies some attention. I prefer dark hair beauty with a bit of spice. They are much more interesting than the angelic type to me.
Who's your ideal beauty?
Photo from http;//smh.com.au, http://img.vvo.pl, http://blog.silive.com respectively.
May 23, 2010
The Statue of Darcy
This week's drabble challenge is "alfresco". Happy reading!
***
BBC: We’re privileged to give you a preview of the Darcy family alfresco museum.
“David, will the statue of Darcy be finally open for public viewing?”
“My great-great-great-grand mother Elizabeth wrote that the statue is for our family and friends viewing only. It was unfortunate that the Bingley sisters circulated a poor imitation of it in painting in the 1820s.”
“So you’re not going to tell us if there are one or three fig leaves there?”
David smiled and shook his head.
According to Lizzy’s Diary he found, his ancestor Elizabeth created the statue of Fitzwilliam Darcy as a present for her husband’s 40th birthday.
The striking statue took Elizabeth years to create, and she did it in secret.
In one of the diary’s entries, Lizzy wrote that she had a steamy encounter with her husband en plein air in the maze. The besotted Fitzwilliam Darcy was so eager that he brought his wife to heaven against the low bush. The rough vegetation grazed her buttocks, making her having problem to sit down properly for a few days.
She enjoyed the feel of the angular muscles on her husband’s bottoms and decided to create the gift for him.
She covered Fitzwilliam’s impressive nakedness with three fig leaves, instead of one.
***
Are you impressived by the Statue of Darcy?
***
BBC: We’re privileged to give you a preview of the Darcy family alfresco museum.
“David, will the statue of Darcy be finally open for public viewing?”
“My great-great-great-grand mother Elizabeth wrote that the statue is for our family and friends viewing only. It was unfortunate that the Bingley sisters circulated a poor imitation of it in painting in the 1820s.”
“So you’re not going to tell us if there are one or three fig leaves there?”
David smiled and shook his head.
According to Lizzy’s Diary he found, his ancestor Elizabeth created the statue of Fitzwilliam Darcy as a present for her husband’s 40th birthday.
The striking statue took Elizabeth years to create, and she did it in secret.
In one of the diary’s entries, Lizzy wrote that she had a steamy encounter with her husband en plein air in the maze. The besotted Fitzwilliam Darcy was so eager that he brought his wife to heaven against the low bush. The rough vegetation grazed her buttocks, making her having problem to sit down properly for a few days.
She enjoyed the feel of the angular muscles on her husband’s bottoms and decided to create the gift for him.
She covered Fitzwilliam’s impressive nakedness with three fig leaves, instead of one.
***
Are you impressived by the Statue of Darcy?
May 21, 2010
TDH Club: Colin Firth, George Clooney and Richard Gere
What's the problem with TDH (tall, dark and handsome)? Nothing! They are just so damn hunky and yummy! Here are photos of three of my kind of hunk.
Who do you like best? Who is your TDH club's leader?
Photo sources: http://nerdgirltalking.wordpress.com, http://www.free-internet-browsers.com, http://pragmaticdemocrat.wordpress.com
Who do you like best? Who is your TDH club's leader?
Photo sources: http://nerdgirltalking.wordpress.com, http://www.free-internet-browsers.com, http://pragmaticdemocrat.wordpress.com
May 19, 2010
Learner Witch - Part 2
“Lizzy here, mother, you must come at once!” Elizabeth continued to yell while Darcy turned round to stare.
“Don’t look,” Elizabeth demanded, after failing to summon her mother the fifth time.
He turned his face to the door reluctantly. The image of her perfect body was imprinted in his mind. Why was this Lizzy in the library au naturel?
The he heard some strange words and turned around involuntarily. The feisty woman was wiggling her bottoms like Cameron Diaz did in Charlie Angels and chanted “Billows and borrows, bestow me a bunch of clothes.”
Treated to an eye popping dance move, blood rushed down his body.
Then strong breeze tore through the library and he felt a cold shiver on his thighs. He looked down and saw that his kilt had disappeared, leaving him in his black underpants.
He put his hands to cover his pride as Elizabeth swore, “Bloody difficult magic!”
He raised his head and saw that his kilt was hanging loose on Lizzy’s waist. As it was too big for her, she used both hands to grab the garment and left her perfectly round breasts for him to devour!
You can read the first part here.
“Don’t look,” Elizabeth demanded, after failing to summon her mother the fifth time.
He turned his face to the door reluctantly. The image of her perfect body was imprinted in his mind. Why was this Lizzy in the library au naturel?
The he heard some strange words and turned around involuntarily. The feisty woman was wiggling her bottoms like Cameron Diaz did in Charlie Angels and chanted “Billows and borrows, bestow me a bunch of clothes.”
Treated to an eye popping dance move, blood rushed down his body.
Then strong breeze tore through the library and he felt a cold shiver on his thighs. He looked down and saw that his kilt had disappeared, leaving him in his black underpants.
He put his hands to cover his pride as Elizabeth swore, “Bloody difficult magic!”
He raised his head and saw that his kilt was hanging loose on Lizzy’s waist. As it was too big for her, she used both hands to grab the garment and left her perfectly round breasts for him to devour!
You can read the first part here.
May 17, 2010
Strange keyword search
I have a sitemeter on my three blogs and I love to check out how readers landed at my blog or website. Here are some interesting keyword search from readers:
* Brain connection program: I've a sci-fi romantic story where I mixed up Wickham and Miss Bingley's wave length. I guess the scientist searching for this keyword would be surprised when he/she landed in my site.
* Sauna in Austria: I've a modern story featuring nude sauna in Austria. Unfortunately, I didn't provide contact info of this "fake" attraction for the travel reader searching for this keyword.
Other keywords includes "steamy stories", "steamy quotes", "Colin Firth", "most beautiful people in the world", "strip chess", "strip maze", "pole dance"
* Brain connection program: I've a sci-fi romantic story where I mixed up Wickham and Miss Bingley's wave length. I guess the scientist searching for this keyword would be surprised when he/she landed in my site.
* Sauna in Austria: I've a modern story featuring nude sauna in Austria. Unfortunately, I didn't provide contact info of this "fake" attraction for the travel reader searching for this keyword.
Other keywords includes "steamy stories", "steamy quotes", "Colin Firth", "most beautiful people in the world", "strip chess", "strip maze", "pole dance"
May 15, 2010
Soul Kitchen
I love to watch the At the Movies show on ABC TV. It's good to see the hosts Margaret and David debate about movies.
Last week they both gave Soul Kitchen 4 stars. Production was by a Turkish director and the movie was in German. Unfortunately it is in very limited release in Sydney. Will need to drive a long way to see it…
You can continue reading the review at ABC website.
You can watch the interview with the co-writer/director Fatih Akin and co-writer, Adam Bousdoukus here.
Last week they both gave Soul Kitchen 4 stars. Production was by a Turkish director and the movie was in German. Unfortunately it is in very limited release in Sydney. Will need to drive a long way to see it…
Soul Kitchen
Rated MA
Review by David Stratton
Now as Zero Mostel once said in another context, "Something for everyone, a comedy tonight". In SOUL KITCHEN Zinos, played by ADAM BOUSDOUKOS, owns a restaurant located in a warehouse in a working-class part of Hamburg. The food served is pretty basic - hamburgers and chips mostly.
Zinos has a rich girlfriend, Nadine, PHELINE ROGGAN, whose parents disapprove of his lowly status. She's about to leave for China, and at a farewell dinner at a smart restaurant Zinos observes that the temperamental chef, Shayn, BIROL UNEL, gets sacked because he won't prepare hot gazpacho for a fussy customer. Zinos hires Shayn who helps transform Soul Kitchen into the IN place to be...
Meanwhile Zinos' brother, Illias, MORITZ BLEIBTREU, who is serving a prison sentence, is looking for a job so they he can get day release passes more often. Illias falls for waitress Lucia, ANNA BEDERKE...
Director, Fatih Akin's THE EDGE OF HEAVEN, a drama set in Germany and Turkey, was one of the best foreign language films released in this country over the last few years; in comparison his new film, SOUL KITCHEN, represents a less ambitious, more relaxed work.
You can continue reading the review at ABC website.
You can watch the interview with the co-writer/director Fatih Akin and co-writer, Adam Bousdoukus here.
May 13, 2010
When the Highlander Meets the Learner Witch
Inspired by Bewitched. A drabble for "ruins"
***
Elizabeth touched the wall of the ruins with a satisfied smile. She just bought the place.
Wiggling her bottoms fast like Cameron Diaz in Charlie Angels, she chanted “Fiery and Furry, I command you to return to your glory!”
A gust of strong wind blew, whipping up sand, water and seeds. A few minutes later, she was standing in a magnificent library.
She looked out from the window to see that the ruins had turned into an impressive estate. But she was buck naked. As a late bloomer in the world of witchcraft, gaining the power at 20 only, she did not master it well.
The sound of the door open and close alerted her.
A most handsome hunk was standing by the door, wet and half naked, but for a dark green kilt.
“Omh..Mrs. Bennet said this was the bathroom”
Face turning bright red, Elizabeth covered her breast and sex.
“Mother is wrong. Mr…”
“Darcy. I was caught in the rain.”
“Just go!”
Darcy turned around and tried the handle of the door.
“It’s stuck.”
“Mother!” Elizabeth yelled. How could her mother leave her in a room, naked with this highlander! And she could not use her magic, unless she wiggled her bottoms!
***
Elizabeth touched the wall of the ruins with a satisfied smile. She just bought the place.
Wiggling her bottoms fast like Cameron Diaz in Charlie Angels, she chanted “Fiery and Furry, I command you to return to your glory!”
A gust of strong wind blew, whipping up sand, water and seeds. A few minutes later, she was standing in a magnificent library.
She looked out from the window to see that the ruins had turned into an impressive estate. But she was buck naked. As a late bloomer in the world of witchcraft, gaining the power at 20 only, she did not master it well.
The sound of the door open and close alerted her.
A most handsome hunk was standing by the door, wet and half naked, but for a dark green kilt.
“Omh..Mrs. Bennet said this was the bathroom”
Face turning bright red, Elizabeth covered her breast and sex.
“Mother is wrong. Mr…”
“Darcy. I was caught in the rain.”
“Just go!”
Darcy turned around and tried the handle of the door.
“It’s stuck.”
“Mother!” Elizabeth yelled. How could her mother leave her in a room, naked with this highlander! And she could not use her magic, unless she wiggled her bottoms!
May 11, 2010
Seating arrangement for dinner party
I'm planning a dinner party, not in real life, but for a Regency novel I'm writing. I'm not sure how to make the seating arrangement and here are some good tips from Annette who searches for more Regency information for me:
guests were not assigned seats, but it was by chance
it was bad manners for a woman to help herself so unless the servants were serving, there had to be at least one man per two women
Jane Austen for Dummies said there was an order of entry into the dining room.
Aristocracy (titled first, non titled second)
Titled commoners and their offspring
Married women before Single women
Most distinguished woman to the right of the host and most distinguished man to the right of the hostess
May 9, 2010
Mother Quotes
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms around the world. Here are a few quotes, lovely or what, to share with you.
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. ~Spanish Proverb
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. ~Aristotle
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. ~Beverly Jones
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. ~T. DeWitt Talmage
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Irish Proverb
Quotes from Quote Garden.
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. ~Spanish Proverb
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. ~Aristotle
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. ~Beverly Jones
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. ~T. DeWitt Talmage
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Irish Proverb
Quotes from Quote Garden.
May 8, 2010
I don't wear Hush Puppy!
Get sick of my "leather" drabble? Here is another one for you.
***
“Are you addicted to Hush Puppy leather shoes suddenly?” Charles asked. "I thought you're a Bally man!"
It was William’s sixth pair. What could he do? He went to this shoe shop with Charles one day, criticising the decor and products, only to have this gorgeous sales lady Elizabeth overhearing him and staring at him disapprovingly.
When she helped him try on a pair of leather shoes (remember William did not wear Hush Puppy), she “accidentally” hit his heel with the shoehorn. He gritted his teeth to suppress the pain but couldn’t take his eyes off her.
How pathetic was he? To go back the next day, only to discover she was not there. He went there every day since, finally catching her on Friday. Since then, he had bought sixth pair of Hush Puppies leather shoes from her every Friday.
As he prepared to join Charles and his fiancée for dinner, William decided to ask Elizabeth out next Friday. It could be a disaster. She could be a silly girl but at least he could be sure she wasn’t after his money. If she did, she would have made a move on him when he made a point of showing up in his Mercedes sport car and a wallet full of cash the second Friday.
William's countenance looked like a puppy with love stuck eyes and mouth hung open when he discovered that Elizabeth was the sister of Charles fiancée.
***
Do you have a foot fetish adventure to share?
***
“Are you addicted to Hush Puppy leather shoes suddenly?” Charles asked. "I thought you're a Bally man!"
It was William’s sixth pair. What could he do? He went to this shoe shop with Charles one day, criticising the decor and products, only to have this gorgeous sales lady Elizabeth overhearing him and staring at him disapprovingly.
When she helped him try on a pair of leather shoes (remember William did not wear Hush Puppy), she “accidentally” hit his heel with the shoehorn. He gritted his teeth to suppress the pain but couldn’t take his eyes off her.
How pathetic was he? To go back the next day, only to discover she was not there. He went there every day since, finally catching her on Friday. Since then, he had bought sixth pair of Hush Puppies leather shoes from her every Friday.
As he prepared to join Charles and his fiancée for dinner, William decided to ask Elizabeth out next Friday. It could be a disaster. She could be a silly girl but at least he could be sure she wasn’t after his money. If she did, she would have made a move on him when he made a point of showing up in his Mercedes sport car and a wallet full of cash the second Friday.
William's countenance looked like a puppy with love stuck eyes and mouth hung open when he discovered that Elizabeth was the sister of Charles fiancée.
***
Do you have a foot fetish adventure to share?
May 6, 2010
Leather saddle - NC17
The word "leather" seems to be quite inspirational. Here is another drabble for you. I've toned down the language a bit.
***
They were within twenty yards of each other inside Pemberley’s stables, and so abrupt was her appearance, that it was impossible to avoid her sight.
“You are back!”
“I am sorry to listen to Caroline’s lies.”
Mr. Darcy stepped forward and embraced his wife tightly. “You are home.”
Elizabeth basked in his warmth which she missed for the past six months. She started raining kisses on his face and lips. “Yes!”
Her fervent action stirred his dormant body.
He pushed her against the stall and sat her on one of the leather saddles.
Pushing the neckline of her day dress down, he lowered his head to bury himself in the sweet scent of her bosom. His hands moved to pull up the hem and rubbed her secret garden frantically.
Elizabeth responded. Pushing down his riding breeches with shaking hands, she palmed his member and worshipped it.
He raised his head in a loud howl, grabbed her hands away and thrust into her in one mighty push.
Like a wild stallion, he rode her with neck-breaking speed.
Their ecstatic cries could be heard hundred of yards away. Luckily all the servants had left the stables when they saw the mistress returned.
***
Do you have some steamy riding adventures to share?
***
They were within twenty yards of each other inside Pemberley’s stables, and so abrupt was her appearance, that it was impossible to avoid her sight.
“You are back!”
“I am sorry to listen to Caroline’s lies.”
Mr. Darcy stepped forward and embraced his wife tightly. “You are home.”
Elizabeth basked in his warmth which she missed for the past six months. She started raining kisses on his face and lips. “Yes!”
Her fervent action stirred his dormant body.
He pushed her against the stall and sat her on one of the leather saddles.
Pushing the neckline of her day dress down, he lowered his head to bury himself in the sweet scent of her bosom. His hands moved to pull up the hem and rubbed her secret garden frantically.
Elizabeth responded. Pushing down his riding breeches with shaking hands, she palmed his member and worshipped it.
He raised his head in a loud howl, grabbed her hands away and thrust into her in one mighty push.
Like a wild stallion, he rode her with neck-breaking speed.
Their ecstatic cries could be heard hundred of yards away. Luckily all the servants had left the stables when they saw the mistress returned.
***
Do you have some steamy riding adventures to share?
May 5, 2010
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May 4, 2010
Who are your readers?
Are any of you (authors) registered with Goodreads?
I'm registered as their authors. You can offer giveaways and invite people to events there. I find it really useful to spread the words about my books.
But one thing most interesting is you can check out who have listed your books as "to-read" or who have given your books a rating and reviews.
I found that for my first book In Quest of Theta Magic, a paranormal romance without any obvious relation to Pride and Prejudice, I received more higher stars rating from men, than from women.
I'm registered as their authors. You can offer giveaways and invite people to events there. I find it really useful to spread the words about my books.
But one thing most interesting is you can check out who have listed your books as "to-read" or who have given your books a rating and reviews.
I found that for my first book In Quest of Theta Magic, a paranormal romance without any obvious relation to Pride and Prejudice, I received more higher stars rating from men, than from women.
May 2, 2010
Leather whip
Another drabble challenge. This time it's "leather".
Jane's Instruction
Click!
Click!
“What are you doing?” William yelled in the pitch-dark room.
Click!
Click!
“Finally!” Elizabeth said as she turned on the light. “Don’t struggle. I’m only doing what my sister told me.”
“Jane?”
“Yes, she said Charles and you shouldn’t be let off lightly. Charles for doubting her heart and you for inferring with their affairs. So that’s why she booked all four of us in this Hotel Agony for our engagement celebration.”
"Hotel Agony?"
William struggled against the handcuffs that spread his body wide open on the bed when she ripped open his shirt and unlaced the fly of his leather pants.
When he saw her take out a leather whip, his body trembled.
Elizabeth smiled and traced the numerous strands of the whip from his cheek, down his throat, chest to his pubic hair.
Then she used it to draw circles around his balls.
Panting hard, he saw her smile turned into a grin as she brushed the leather strands along his now aroused member on all sides.
He closed his eyes and thrust his hips up, savouring her ministration and yet the shivering would not stop.
“Should I give you a good whip?” Her voice turned husky.
***
What will happen next? It's your call...
Jane's Instruction
Click!
Click!
“What are you doing?” William yelled in the pitch-dark room.
Click!
Click!
“Finally!” Elizabeth said as she turned on the light. “Don’t struggle. I’m only doing what my sister told me.”
“Jane?”
“Yes, she said Charles and you shouldn’t be let off lightly. Charles for doubting her heart and you for inferring with their affairs. So that’s why she booked all four of us in this Hotel Agony for our engagement celebration.”
"Hotel Agony?"
William struggled against the handcuffs that spread his body wide open on the bed when she ripped open his shirt and unlaced the fly of his leather pants.
When he saw her take out a leather whip, his body trembled.
Elizabeth smiled and traced the numerous strands of the whip from his cheek, down his throat, chest to his pubic hair.
Then she used it to draw circles around his balls.
Panting hard, he saw her smile turned into a grin as she brushed the leather strands along his now aroused member on all sides.
He closed his eyes and thrust his hips up, savouring her ministration and yet the shivering would not stop.
“Should I give you a good whip?” Her voice turned husky.
***
What will happen next? It's your call...
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