In the Italian language class, one elderly lady said she would work in a supermarket at an Italian camping place. And she would offer EVERYTHING.
A young female student asked in English: Condom too?
The teacher pointed to the only male student in the class and asked him if he knew the Italian word for condom.
The male student said, "preservativo".
And then added, "if you need more, it's PRESERVATIVI" .
The female student didn't believe him. "What? Italians put preservative on their manhood?"
Want to teach me how to buy condoms in your language?
Nov 22, 2010
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- Enid Wilson
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Now even the Pope approves condoms, in the most urgent situations (to prevent HIV). The Catholics seam to improve.
ReplyDeleteHow to buy condoms in my language, yes I can teach you that. You just go to the cashier in the supermarket and say: "Jeg trenger en pakke kondomer". Good luck >:)
Cold As Heaven
Hide behind a dark hoodie and have your cash in hand, then pretend you don't speak English before running out the door with you receipt and sack.
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N. R. Williams, fantasy author
Kondomer? Easy peasy. Nancy, I don't think I need to hide. It's the 21st Century after all.
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