In the Italian language class, one elderly lady said she would work in a supermarket at an Italian camping place. And she would offer EVERYTHING.
A young female student asked in English: Condom too?
The teacher pointed to the only male student in the class and asked him if he knew the Italian word for condom.
The male student said, "preservativo".
And then added, "if you need more, it's PRESERVATIVI" .
The female student didn't believe him. "What? Italians put preservative on their manhood?"
Want to teach me how to buy condoms in your language?
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