Sep 13, 2010

IKEA sex

I love going to IKEA but I've never heard about IKEA sex. Here is what I read from an other blogger recently. LOL.

Writes another aspirer to IKEA sex:

I bought this IKEA table and I can't assemble it. Come over and put it together for me and I'll masturbate while you do it. With a dildo. And I will serve you unlimited iced tea. I'm 37 and not amazing looking but totally serviceable.

Read the full post at In Bed with Married Women.


  1. I'm very good at putting together IKEA stuff >:)

    Cold As Heaven

  2. I'm your handy man, using both hardware and battery-operated tools >:)

  3. LOL, you do know that there are people reading this post and comment?

  4. Yes, no problem. I'm only talking about putting together IKEA stuff. There is nothing else on my mind >;)

    Cold As Heaven


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