On the final day of drabble week, I present you the last one. Hope it measures up.
The reader selected the words “speed dating”. I provided a bit of explanation at the end for readers from other parts of the world who don't know what speed dating is.
Let me take your measurement - 212 words
William was bored to death at a speed dating function Charles dragged him to.*
After spending eight minutes each chatting to several insipid plastic women, William at last came face-to-face with a petite dark hair woman named Elizabeth. Her glittering eyes caught his attention first, followed by her gorgeous bosom.
“Tell me, William, what do you normally put under your pillow?”
“Ah, then you sleep in the nude.” Elizabeth flashed her eyes from his torso, down the abdomen to his thighs. He felt heat rising up in his body.
Hearing no response from him, she continued the pre-set question provided by the organiser, “What have you got in your car boot at the moment?”
“Uhm, you wouldn’t want to know.” He said.
“As long as it’s not your ex-wife.” * She continued with the scripted conversation.
William shook his head and said, “I have never been married. But my job is a bit peculiar.”
“I have a whole box of vibrators in the boot.”
Elizabeth’s eyes widened.
He moved near her and whispered into her ear, “I’m an industrial engineer. I design vibrators for lonely women.”
Face turning bright red, she asked, “Can you design one especially for me?”
“I’ll have to do some measurements with you in private then.”
* Speed dating usually holds a function at a corner of a bar, restaurant or hotel. For example, ten single men will chat with 10 single women for eight minutes each, asking each other some questions provided by the organizer or made up by themselves. After the function, you can pick the person(s) you want to meet again and if they pick you too, there is a match. The organiser will give you the contact detail of the person. * This answer was provided by a speed dating site in Australia.
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- Enid Wilson
- I'm the author of The Spinster's Vow, My Darcy Vibrates, Every Savage Can Reproduce, Chemical Fusion, My Darcy Mutates, Really Angelic, Bargain with the Devil, In Quest of Theta Magic and Fire and Cross. My novels have been ranked in the top 50 best-selling romances on Amazon USA or Canada. I write sexy romance in modern, historical, paranormal and science fiction genres. I love food, Pride and Prejudice, travel and tennis. With a Masters degree in Arts, I work in advertising and live in beautiful Sydney. Sounds too tame? You can read my wild stories at steamydarcy.com