Another take on the word "alfresco".
I hate alfresco dinning!
London’s weather was as unexpected as Caroline’s face, sunshine a minute and twister another. No way would the dinning go as planned.
But Jane and her beau Charles wanted it. So I packed as instructed.
Carrot, cucumber, zucchini, melons, cherries, oyster, champagne...
I arrived early at the monstrous house of Mr. Darcy, Charles's buddy. He was one hunky meat machine with the most squeeze-worthy butt.
Darcy spoke little but gazed and brooded a lot. I did like a challenge and teased him all I might. That got him all red and panting.
Suddenly, lightning flashed as the phone rang. Jane and Bingley begged off, with urgent Caroline business.
As if I would believe. The sky agreed with me. The heaven opened up, fast. My sister and her beau lied!
The downpour came so abruptly that Mr. Broody and I were all wet in a second. We abandoned the alfresco and dashed into the warm kitchen.
In a warm room with a hot man, I guess you could imagine what happened next.
Mr. Darcy helped me dry the wet dress and we spent the whole night sampling the cucumber, cherries and other goodies.
Since then, I love dinning alfresco.
Tell me your dinning disaster.
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- I'm the author of The Spinster's Vow, My Darcy Vibrates, Every Savage Can Reproduce, Chemical Fusion, My Darcy Mutates, Really Angelic, Bargain with the Devil, In Quest of Theta Magic and Fire and Cross. My novels have been ranked in the top 50 best-selling romances on Amazon USA or Canada. I write sexy romance in modern, historical, paranormal and science fiction genres. I love food, Pride and Prejudice, travel and tennis. With a Masters degree in Arts, I work in advertising and live in beautiful Sydney. Sounds too tame? You can read my wild stories at steamydarcy.com